This is about squirrels. Not just any squirrels, the commando assault squirrels that live in the tree outside my apartment. At first I thought it was a coincidence. But lately, everytime I go to my car, an acorn is thrown at me. And my wife. And my dog and son. I actually saw one throw an acorn. It was funny, but its time to stop. I am going on an all out offensive. Im not talking setting a trap or throwing an acorn back. I am talking about full Bill Murray in Caddyshack offensive. Look at squirrels. Its Clobberin time.
Keanu Reeves does not care about the Squirrel Commando Assault Squad.
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